Oh and the Tories main weapon. Vote for them at your peril, maybe but the "only blonde Downs" Mayor of London will entice you in. See, Boris is witty and a fool. Disheveled and entertaining: "Ping Pong's coming home" and the posh bloke is the posh bloke that common man likes. Forget his privilege and his class. His aberrations and his downright stupidity. I mean he was right about the Scousers. Or so Basildon Barry believes. And who gives a fuck about them any way. Darling Margaret never visited Liverpool once and it did her no harm.
No rest assured this complete fucking lunatic is the Maggie of the noughties. Of course he won't screw the working class into the ground as his heroine has already done that but he'll make sure that David fucking Cameron and his Eton buddies get into power next time out. London 2012 will be Cameron's Falklands. Boris is Dave's Heseltine. Gaffs and guffaws. The party of the south will be back in government soon. Essex will rejoice. Surrey will be elated while inner London will be carving each other up. Wembley Stadium our national treasure. A new breed of Sloane Rangers. Cameron's chicks. Dylan Jones and his GQ brigade all cosied up in their cosy little world. Get ready it's coming. Now where's Dark Side of the Moon LP and that spliff I rolled earlier?
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